Beamish at Gatwick dressed as Torero: 'Can everyone let me know when we start having fun please?'
Beamish having downed a pint of whisky (with a dash of coke) on arrival at the hotel: 'No jason - get off - I'm wearing it tonight'
10,000 people in the Plaza de Castillo on Saturday 10th July: 'Torero, Torero, Torero'
As a grown man kissed Beamish's feet as he perched on the shoulders of Denise and Bear, Phil shows off proudly to the man 'He's very famous you know'
Moses: 'How much for 11 tartan hats and 14 pairs of fake yellow Oakley's?'
Raul: 'Right, listen guys. I have spoken to the chef and he says we can eat in here, but only if we all have salad to start and lamb chops for main course.'
Everyone the whole time: 'Tony Harris'
Gary: 'Tony Harris - don't believe we've met'
Cozzie talking to Mexican band: 'How much for the hats dudes?...300 euros? - have a good night mate'
Beamish at the start of his hour long thank you speech 'I just want to say that yesterday....was the best yesterday I've ever had'
Beamish one hour later 'Toooonight...no seriously, toooooonight'
Phil: 'Has anyone got a really tight, slightly too short, ripped pair of pyjamas i can use instead of trousers'
Raul: 'Danny - why did you just run and touch that lamp-post with no clothes on'
Beamish: 'Someone tell them to stick "It's raining men" on'
Gary: 'Someone tell 2Tone to chase the mini rubbish van round the main sqaure'
Prickers: 'Did you stay out all night Raul?
On seeing Fray fill Martin's glass to the brim as a forfeit, Phillipino Flip-flops: 'Thank god for meniscus.'
Prickers at the bull fight: 'SAVE THE FOXES!'
Adolf most of the time: '(clap, clap, clap, clap), (ridiculous laughing)'.
Beamish on the last morning shortly before sobbing uncontrollably: 'I feel so emotional'.
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